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danadelions:

so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

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Every smart character in a tv show:"It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
Rest of the cast:"IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
*studio audience laughter*
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nastycute:

"This is the spot. This is where I watched that junkie die. Right before I ate him. "

nastycute:

"This is the spot. This is where I watched that junkie die. Right before I ate him. "

(via collegehumor)

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faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via emilycantdraw)

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dorkly:

The 17 Best Fan-Made Posters for Star Wars Episode VII

To see more, click here!

Thanks to Josh Lange for these awesome J.J. Abrams-inspired posters!

(via collegehumor)

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So I’m running a 1930’s Pathfinder campaign this semester, and the one guy is playing an Alchemist who is also a confectionist. He’s threatening to kill some Nazis with diabetes. I think he’s going to be my favorite.

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1 day ago

Sure you might be able argue that the founding fathers did not want a plutocracy. But they did explicitly state that they did NOT want a democracy. So get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

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2 days ago

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

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